Author Archives: cesperson

My mom asked if I was sick the other day. I told her it was March Madness(!), but the thermometer said it was an old-fashioned fever. As long as Washington’s alive I won’t feel too bad staying in bed. On … Continue reading →

Misspelling ‘sorrowful’ was not the most embarrassing time of my life. I gave it some thought earlier. Even worse than that was the day that I went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered the popular Colonial Chicken. I was a … Continue reading →

Winter Quarter 2006 is over. My schedule wasnǃÙt hard. It wasnǃÙt supposed to be hard. It wasnǃÙt easy. It was probably supposed to be easy. HereǃÙs a breakdown of my classes: Chemistry 142 This is the introductory chemistry course, so … Continue reading →

then I opened this fortune after dinner:

Considering how repetitive my weeks are becoming, yesterday was spontaneous. I went to Oak Harbor. My chemistry teacher mumbled, “There will be no class Tuesday.” Other Cess with two S’s happened to be dropping Curt off at the campus and … Continue reading →

Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar on the first Sunday of Lent.

In 8th grade, I won the Oak Harbor Middle School spelling bee, destroying the defending champion, Curt, on the way to my victory. I went heads-up against some 6th grader. I donǃÙt lose to 6th graders. He misspelled ǃÚgelatinousǃÙ, and … Continue reading →

Independence Day is one of the greatest movies ever. I’ve never put an official list together, but it’s a top-tenner for me. I watched the movie at the Universal Studios theater, so I probably associate with other fantastic memories from … Continue reading →

Last week ago, I tried to file or throw away any loose paper in my room. I have a bunch of notebooks so I came up with a great plan to scan all the drawings from my notebooks. Individually, 95% … Continue reading →

7:30 With class at 8:30 I usually set my alarm to go off at 7:30. IǃÙll usually get out of bed around 8:10. With the progression of the quarter, the importance of chemistry lectures has dwindled, so IǃÙm not too … Continue reading →

IǃÙm considering trying to read one book a week for the rest of the year. Hopefully I can catch up in the summer and read two a few weeks to try and finish 52 by 2007. IǃÙm doing ok so … Continue reading →

Another weekend is gone. Abraham Lincoln says Happy Birthday: see you in your nightmares. If I had to choose between watching Into the Blue or Honey for the rest of my life, I’d be stumped. I only watched half an … Continue reading →

I’ve been doing a lot of random rambling this week. This entry won’t change that. I forgot how much I love K-Pax. To be honest, I don’t remember much from it. Maybe that means I don’t love it. Never mind, … Continue reading →

I was watching Independence Day earlier and turned it on around the “time’s up” scene, right when the aliens decide to wreck the place. If Will Smith’s dog died in the tunnel flames, I’m pretty sure I would have commited … Continue reading →

Myspace Tom posted a bulletin today: i know guys now ask for myspace URLs instead of phone numbers when they’re trying to get their mack on. That’s absurd. I hope I missed the joke or something. I hope it’s at … Continue reading →

Scrubs Scrubs seems a little crazier this season. Some fans are worried itǃÙs going to jump the shark soon. I doubt it. IǃÙve enjoyed this season more than the third and fourth. The Office Kevin is the greatest TV character … Continue reading →

This was in first grade. Our family was at a potluck at some campground. I donǃÙt remember who exactly, but someone brought a bike that different kids were using. There was a road that went to the other side of … Continue reading →

My friend, Cess with two SǃÙs, described a scene from The Transporter 2 to us: He sees the reflection of a bomb on the bottom of his car on a puddle. The bad guys donǃÙt want to blow the bomb … Continue reading →

I went to the health center today to check on my eternal cough. Junior’s diagnosis of flesh-eating virus was a little off. HereǃÙs the prescription I got: Your eyes arenǃÙt mistaken, thatǃÙs the back of a business card. The normal … Continue reading →

NBA Live ’06 Ben Wallace is no longer the greatest virtual athlete of all time. It’s now Mario Party 4 CPU Yoshi. Sourz + Twerpz + Root beer floats = Supreme morning stomach ache. Morning stomach aches are worth it … Continue reading →

Misawa Air Base, Japan Sadly, I donǃÙt remember much about Misawa. Of course, I probably only went to three places total: school, American Video, and the BX. I hated school, so I donǃÙt remember kindergarten or first grade. American Video … Continue reading →

Out of sheer boredom, IǃÙve decided to elaborate on my answers to the ǃ?Four Thingsǃ? meme thatǃÙs been making the rounds. So are my answers for the four jobs IǃÙve had in my life. Sandwich Artist This was my first … Continue reading →